the ninjas,like addiction,it is not true.(like scary stories

i went walking down the street one day,and then suddenly..........POP!!!out of nowhere a ninja jumped on me and dragged me into the bushes,i cried for help but nobody would listen!they all looked at me like i was psycho....i blacked out.i woke up in this dragon-like place,the ninja that caught said,Ungava Mach Panama!,to some "king"that looked kind of like the others, but he had a dragon like head piece.remarkably he understood my language and said,do not be afraid o friend,for you are the chosen one!



TO BE CONTINUED,

i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

sorry for the inconvenience,i wasn't here for a long time.if you may have noticed,the Christmas
post is still up!I'm sending a message to all you followers to let you know that I'm posting a new
post,and also taking away the Christmas post.so if you want leave a comment,this is your last
chance!(even though it's somewhat old)and I'm letting you know it might take a while before
the new post comes up!


Christmas comment has to be in before:5-14-09

whale EXPLODES!!!news!

a whale exploded in the middle of the street in Ti Wong!!blood and guts of the whale flowing every where!citizens can't breath in such vicious smell!a veterinarian cuts a dead rotted pig open and discovers that it is chemicals of some kind inside the body that made it blow up.

News brought to you from the science channel!

addiction(not true just a story!)

so i have this friend,he goes out in the junkyard and finds this old pacman game.he plays it for a half an hour,and then goes to the bar for about 2 minutes(or maybe 1.)and then goes and plays for three hours.so i come up to him and say,"your addicted,aren't you?"and he says,"no i am not!"so the next day i go to the junkyard for spare parts,and i find him with a jelly donut in his hand,sleeping and drooling,on the pacman game.

20 q's

name?Nicole, st? Rayville ,skill?cat charmer,geek?nope,jock?nope,total psycho?sometimes,skinny?yep,fat?nope,like spaghetti?yep,like ice cream?yes!ever gone to monster dentist?yep,hey whats your record for asking insane questions?38.

the boy who wished for wishes,(story)

a fairy granted a boy a wish,and she gave him three wishes.and the boy said,"you know I'm smart,i wish for three
more wishes!"so he had six. then he said,"no, not good enough.i wish for three thousand wishes!"so he had,3,006.and he kept on,and on, and on,until he had,8,0000648376237 wishes.so he sat down and counted his loot,when he finished he was just at his funeral.and so folks,gather around!and pick up all the wishes that wasted away.and you heard the story of the boy who wasted his wishes on wishing.

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